What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 07:26

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
You Only Live Twice
Why does a straight man like anal penetration?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What transforms the philosophical intellect?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?
A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Dr No
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
What is it like to be the slave in a mistress-slave relationship?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Moonraker
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